There are two types of people
the stayers, and the go-ers
my brother once took a girl out for sushi, and she said “I only eat American food”
a stayer, a straight. up. stayer. I told him to drop her IMMEDIATELY because stayers are just not good for go-ers. I mean, come on..
you really wanna die here?
among the wheat fields and racist hicks? NO THANK YOU. I’m sorry I’m always hating on North Dakota… but that’s because I pretty much hate it. well, to be fair… sometimes I don’t.
Two short things:
fifth of vodka
(there are two more parts to this, but sometimes less is more, ya know? I will maybe post the full poem in a few days)