I got friendzoned.  brutally and horribly friendzoned.

seriously. this doesn’t happen to me.  I COOKED for this guy. 

this is what I tell myself:  “come on, you weren’t even that into him”

LIES

I mean. we weren’t really compatible.  essentially, he is attractive.  other than that I know almost nothing about him.  ugh.  men. kill. me.   I actually don’t feel friendzoned at all.  we were never really friends.  I feel dumped.  I need to go about this whole “men” thing, completely differently.  There are some key tactics I am missing.