Me: “I think I’ll dye my hair blue here soon.”
Her: “WHAT. That is a VERY BAD idea. Why would you want to do that?”
Me: “No it will be awesome! It’s gonna be like a work of art… they’ll put me in a museum or something.”
Her: “Yeah they’ll put you in a museum. A museum for monkeys.”
Me: “There are no monkeys in the museum.”
Her: “Well. There’ll be one .”
Meaning me. Hahahhahah I had to laugh. This lady really makes a lot of my coworkers angry (and also me, on occasion, though not since I’ve gotten back). It’s funny how in a sitcom situation she would be the quirky old cute lady who has a sharp tongue and wit. In reality, she brings people to tears. For every funny little conversation like that, are a few hundred instances of please-less orders, eye-rolls, and sarcastic yet oddly not-funny comments. But I do get a couple gems from her. So that’s that.