I want you all to know that I came very close to not being alone for Valentine’s Day.
So this is the 20th one in a row.
If you hear Indians talking, wait for a little while then turn around and say “Kya?”. It means “what”. Bam. helpfulness. We’re talking Indians from India, not Native Americans, you uncultured fool.
Kaisi Paheli he ye zindagani. – what a riddle is this life.