Her: What are you going back to school for?
Me: Sign language!
Me: Sign Language, you know, so I can talk to deaf people..
Her: TO DEAD PEOPLE???
Homegirl thought I was going back for Necromancy or Séance Management or something. Hah. Now that I type it out it doesn’t look like much, but we laughed for a while.
I need some new music… but too lazy to hunt for it bow-and-arrow style… I need it spoon-fed, baby food, applesauce messy ear-drip. I think babies are like…. the best dancers, bruh I really do. Wild up that stroller, I see you. My kids are gonna dance like maniacs.