trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table.
I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce
and as the dark spot loves the leopard,
as the leech loves the ankle of a wader
and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture.
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship,
and the passengers love the lifeboat
and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale,
and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.
I never want to be away from you again,
except at work, in the restroom or when one of us
is at a movie the other does not want to see
The Beatrice Letters